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nardvvuar:

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the-snake-armed-man:

my friend from high school keeps posting anti-pop music image macros and I’m really embarrassed for him

(via jakegyllenhaalelujah)

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forneedysexypeople:

Everyone, this is Andy. He da flyest.

Everyone, this is my better half.

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did-you-kno:

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Future Nobel Laureate: gaycrusader: it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby doES THAT NOT...

forneedysexypeople:

gaycrusader:

it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby

doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING

Well of course the pH and temperature have to be right, and also there are other extracellular enzymes necessary to integrate the gametes, so…

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neutralmilkhospice:

sext: can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all

(via funisawful)

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ceasepool:

inb4 they start playing Harlem Shake on the radio and Trap becomes ridiculously popular

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trapsical:

Stop Doing the Fucking Harlem Shake

(via hoobastanks)

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180mph:

its hard for me to be genuinely mean to someone. messing w/ someone is enjoyable but once their feelings are actually hurt ur like “aww shit i messed up dude” and u get that shitty feeling in ur stomach

(via blackromney)

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